Who was your FIRST prom date?
I had two for my Junion prom -- Donna and Veronica. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
It was a wine cooler -- can't remember which brand. What was your FIRST job?
Working on a farm, pulling up raspberry bushes and bundling them up for the winter. What was your FIRST car?
The $100 Wonder (aka The Ed-Mobile) -- it was an olive green Ford Maverick with one baby blue fender and one dark brown fender. The trunk was lined with shingles and the metal from an old saucer sled that I used to have. My dad fixed it up and gave it to me. It had no heat and a button you had to push in order to start it. It lasted me through college until I got my first job. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
No one. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Probably Keith. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Mrs. Oltman. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
West Palm Beach, Florida. Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
That was probably Todd. I haven't seen him since I left for college. What was your FIRST sport played?
Sport?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Theron's house. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Murphy. Okay, she's a cat but she was probably the first to get any vocalization from me. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Well it would've been my Aunt Jill and Uncle Bruce, but my mom started showing too much so she had to drop out of the wedding party. I was the Ring Bearer for my Aunt Kathy's wedding.  What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Got out of bed. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Peter Schickele (P. D. Q. Bach)  FIRST tattoo or piercing?
I had my left ear pierced. FIRST foreign country you went to for vaca?
Canada.  What was your FIRST run in with the law?
A speeding ticket sometime during my teenage years.  When was your FIRST detention?
Never had detention.  What was the FIRST state you lived in?
New York — first and only. Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
Probably Noreen. Thank god. Who was your FIRST roommate?
When I was in college it was Tom. He had a great body and loved to sit around in his underwear. *drool* Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
It was for my brother's wedding -- from the church to the reception. Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
I never guess on these things.