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17th-Jul-2007 12:23 pm
A quickie from this weekend:

A black guy, a gay guy, and Jew all walk into a store. The Jew bought a Sprite. The gay guy bought an ice cream bar and some cookies. The black guy bought nothing. They all left the store and climbed back into the Saturn to finish the trip home.

What do you mean where's the punchline? It's not a joke. It really happened. That's just what you get when you have Q, Mark, and myself in a long car trip home with very little sleep.
17th-Jul-2007 05:07 pm (UTC)
So your Jewish?!?!
17th-Jul-2007 05:10 pm (UTC)
no... he's black, didn't you know?
17th-Jul-2007 06:05 pm (UTC)
Well, there was the Pennsic where Mark was told that he was the gay one....

And there's a reason why Q and Jew rhyme. (Avenue Q -- Avenue Jew. There's a connection there people!)
17th-Jul-2007 06:11 pm (UTC)
You live on avenue Q? Do you get along with the electric company? He's BLACK! i thought he just tanned well....
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