A black guy, a gay guy, and Jew all walk into a store. The Jew bought a Sprite. The gay guy bought an ice cream bar and some cookies. The black guy bought nothing. They all left the store and climbed back into the Saturn to finish the trip home.
What do you mean where's the punchline? It's not a joke. It really happened. That's just what you get when you have Q, Mark, and myself in a long car trip home with very little sleep.